1 00:00:00,361 --> 00:00:02,621 Ah, the child stars of the '80's. 2 00:00:02,822 --> 00:00:03,704 They were the coolest kids around, 3 00:00:03,990 --> 00:00:04,993 and we all wanted to be them. 4 00:00:05,168 --> 00:00:06,033 As fate would have it, 5 00:00:06,194 --> 00:00:08,027 one grew up with me in Jenkintown. 6 00:00:08,623 --> 00:00:09,756 It was RD Robb, 7 00:00:09,825 --> 00:00:11,691 and I kind of knew him, sort of. 8 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:13,726 Well, go on, smartass, and do it. 9 00:00:13,795 --> 00:00:16,229 Guys, look, it's RD Robb from school. 10 00:00:16,264 --> 00:00:18,798 I can't believe my best friend is famous and on TV. 11 00:00:18,834 --> 00:00:20,967 Dude, you said two words to RD on the school bus. 12 00:00:21,036 --> 00:00:23,236 Now that he's famous, he's suddenly your best pal? 13 00:00:23,305 --> 00:00:25,004 We traded Matchbox cars in third grade. 14 00:00:25,106 --> 00:00:26,172 That's not nothing. 15 00:00:26,241 --> 00:00:28,074 You know, now that RD is on TV, 16 00:00:28,143 --> 00:00:30,310 I am realizing that he is totally hot. 17 00:00:30,378 --> 00:00:31,511 Yeah, dude is so lucky. 18 00:00:31,613 --> 00:00:32,412 Did you know his mom is 19 00:00:32,514 --> 00:00:33,847 the top talent manager in the city? 20 00:00:33,915 --> 00:00:36,082 Oh, Yeah, Edie Robb's got a sharp eye. 21 00:00:36,184 --> 00:00:38,718 I've seen her scoop a kid up in the frozen-food aisle 22 00:00:38,820 --> 00:00:40,753 and put him on the cover of Bop magazine. 23 00:00:40,822 --> 00:00:42,088 Bop is the gateway to TigerBeat. 24 00:00:42,190 --> 00:00:44,324 Hold up. You know Edie Robb? 25 00:00:44,392 --> 00:00:45,525 Loosely. 26 00:00:45,594 --> 00:00:47,260 She and my mom swim in the same yenta circles. 27 00:00:47,295 --> 00:00:49,128 They get their pastrami from the same deli guy. 28 00:00:49,231 --> 00:00:50,730 What the hell are you waiting for, bro? 29 00:00:50,765 --> 00:00:52,465 Ask her to be your manager and make you famous. 30 00:00:52,534 --> 00:00:53,766 Wrong! 31 00:00:53,835 --> 00:00:55,635 If anyone's gonna be famous, it's gonna be me. 32 00:00:55,704 --> 00:00:57,637 Please, what makes you think you can be famous? 33 00:00:57,706 --> 00:00:59,305 'Cause I can play any part. 34 00:00:59,374 --> 00:01:01,941 Badass action star, romantic lead, comic relief, 35 00:01:02,043 --> 00:01:03,643 plus I do accents. 36 00:01:03,712 --> 00:01:05,378 [In Russian accent] I'm from Russia. Blue jeans. 37 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:07,947 The only talent you have is being delusional. 38 00:01:08,016 --> 00:01:09,582 I'll make you eat those words 39 00:01:09,618 --> 00:01:11,985 once Haim and Feldman make me the third Corey. 40 00:01:12,053 --> 00:01:13,219 How can you be a Corey? 41 00:01:13,321 --> 00:01:14,153 Your name's Barry. 42 00:01:14,222 --> 00:01:15,622 Being a Corey is a way of life. 43 00:01:15,724 --> 00:01:16,789 And when we're on set, 44 00:01:16,858 --> 00:01:18,591 I'm gonna make you my sad little assistant 45 00:01:18,660 --> 00:01:20,193 and I'll say, "Go get me a Coke." 46 00:01:20,262 --> 00:01:22,061 Then you'll come back and give me a Coke 47 00:01:22,130 --> 00:01:23,930 and then I'll yell, "I said Diet Coke!" 48 00:01:23,965 --> 00:01:25,765 And then you'll cry, "No, you said Coke!" 49 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:27,767 And then I'll say, "Don't you ever question me 50 00:01:27,836 --> 00:01:29,335 in front of the other two Coreys." 51 00:01:29,404 --> 00:01:31,271 Well, then I'll throw the Coke in your face, 52 00:01:31,373 --> 00:01:32,939 and the director will see my passion 53 00:01:33,041 --> 00:01:34,674 and make me the lead of "Lost Boys 2." 54 00:01:34,743 --> 00:01:35,975 And now I'm a Corey. 55 00:01:36,044 --> 00:01:37,911 There can't be four Coreys! 56 00:01:37,979 --> 00:01:39,545 Well, then we take a vote, and you're out. 57 00:01:39,648 --> 00:01:40,546 You can't do that! 58 00:01:40,649 --> 00:01:42,448 I own a Camaro and a beach house. 59 00:01:42,484 --> 00:01:45,084 It takes a ton of money keeping up with the Coreys, 60 00:01:45,153 --> 00:01:46,886 and now I'm broke, thanks to you! 61 00:01:46,922 --> 00:01:48,154 [Both grunting] 62 00:01:48,223 --> 00:01:50,023 We're... just gonna go. 63 00:01:50,125 --> 00:01:51,291 I'm the Corey! 64 00:01:51,393 --> 00:01:52,759 [Music playing] 65 00:01:52,827 --> 00:01:54,560 I'm twisted up inside 66 00:01:54,663 --> 00:01:57,397 But nonetheless, I feel the need to say 67 00:01:57,499 --> 00:02:00,400 Synced and Corrected by YesCool www.addic7ed.com 68 00:02:00,502 --> 00:02:02,035 I don't know the future 69 00:02:02,137 --> 00:02:05,138 But the past keeps getting clearer every day 70 00:02:06,942 --> 00:02:09,575 It was February 22, 1980-something, 71 00:02:09,644 --> 00:02:13,112 and the punk-rock revolution was taking over our town. 72 00:02:13,214 --> 00:02:15,148 Yikes, what happened to Matt Bradley? 73 00:02:15,216 --> 00:02:17,517 He looks like Billy Idol's suburban nephew. 74 00:02:17,585 --> 00:02:19,285 I think the punk look is crazy-hot. 75 00:02:19,387 --> 00:02:20,420 He's such a bad boy. 76 00:02:21,389 --> 00:02:22,488 Hey, I'm a bad boy. 77 00:02:22,590 --> 00:02:24,257 Chill. I'm just suggesting 78 00:02:24,359 --> 00:02:25,491 that Matt's an attractive single dude 79 00:02:25,593 --> 00:02:27,260 and Erica's an attractive single girl. 80 00:02:27,362 --> 00:02:28,594 Maybe she's ready to get back out there. 81 00:02:28,697 --> 00:02:31,397 Erica, heard you were ready to get back out there. 82 00:02:31,499 --> 00:02:32,498 Go away, Dave Kim. 83 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:34,334 You'll know when it's right. 84 00:02:34,436 --> 00:02:35,301 Take your time. 85 00:02:35,403 --> 00:02:36,736 And that's a "no" on Matt, too. 86 00:02:36,838 --> 00:02:38,137 Dating bad boys is your thing. 87 00:02:38,239 --> 00:02:40,206 Obviously. That's why she locked me down. 88 00:02:40,308 --> 00:02:41,507 Honey, you're kind and sweet 89 00:02:41,609 --> 00:02:42,709 and that's why I like you. 90 00:02:42,811 --> 00:02:44,310 But you're the opposite of punk rock. 91 00:02:44,412 --> 00:02:45,411 Then I'll become 92 00:02:45,513 --> 00:02:47,447 the opposite of the opposite of punk rock. 93 00:02:47,549 --> 00:02:48,348 So, punk rock. 94 00:02:48,450 --> 00:02:49,449 Please don't, Barry. 95 00:02:49,517 --> 00:02:50,683 You just can't pull it off. 96 00:02:50,785 --> 00:02:52,518 Oh, I'll pull it all the way off. 97 00:02:52,620 --> 00:02:54,554 I'll become the punkiest punk-ass punk 98 00:02:54,656 --> 00:02:56,222 this school has ever seen. 99 00:02:56,758 --> 00:02:58,224 - What are you doing? - Nothing. 100 00:02:58,326 --> 00:03:00,159 Remember how Barry got jealous of Boy George, 101 00:03:00,261 --> 00:03:01,394 so he dressed up like him? 102 00:03:01,496 --> 00:03:03,129 Well, now Barry's gonna go all-out to be punk 103 00:03:03,231 --> 00:03:05,365 and... Oh, My God, you did this on purpose. 104 00:03:05,467 --> 00:03:06,232 Punk is super sexy. 105 00:03:06,334 --> 00:03:07,367 I want to see Barry 106 00:03:07,469 --> 00:03:09,035 in a studded leather jacket and tight jeans 107 00:03:09,137 --> 00:03:10,570 and don't gag like you always do. 108 00:03:10,672 --> 00:03:11,871 I'm sorry, I can't... 109 00:03:11,940 --> 00:03:12,839 [Gags] Help it. 110 00:03:12,941 --> 00:03:14,874 You... [Gags] 111 00:03:14,976 --> 00:03:16,342 You two make me ill. 112 00:03:18,146 --> 00:03:19,746 Matt Bradley, I have huge news. 113 00:03:19,848 --> 00:03:21,214 You're gonna be my Mentos. 114 00:03:21,316 --> 00:03:24,317 You want me to be a European mint candy? 115 00:03:24,419 --> 00:03:26,319 No, I want you to teach me how to talk and dress. 116 00:03:26,421 --> 00:03:27,420 You know, be a punk. 117 00:03:27,522 --> 00:03:29,422 Dude, punk isn't just some cheap look. 118 00:03:29,524 --> 00:03:31,624 It's a counterculture, a musical movement, 119 00:03:31,726 --> 00:03:32,658 a life choice. 120 00:03:32,794 --> 00:03:33,726 No one cares about that. 121 00:03:33,828 --> 00:03:34,861 Hold up. What's in this for me? 122 00:03:34,963 --> 00:03:36,229 Well, if you do a good job, 123 00:03:36,331 --> 00:03:38,331 - I'll make you a member of the JTP. - Is that a band? 124 00:03:38,433 --> 00:03:40,466 Jenkintown Posse is more of a small, 125 00:03:40,568 --> 00:03:42,168 weirdly tight-knit friend group. 126 00:03:42,270 --> 00:03:44,303 Well, it has been hard to find people 127 00:03:44,406 --> 00:03:45,505 to sit with at lunch. 128 00:03:45,607 --> 00:03:46,939 I think people are afraid of me. 129 00:03:47,042 --> 00:03:49,108 Aw, 'cause you dress like a lady ghost? 130 00:03:49,210 --> 00:03:50,109 What? No. 131 00:03:50,211 --> 00:03:51,110 Doesn't matter. 132 00:03:51,212 --> 00:03:52,278 I'm in your hands. 133 00:03:52,380 --> 00:03:53,413 Mentos me. 134 00:03:53,515 --> 00:03:54,914 As Barry got schooled in punk, 135 00:03:55,016 --> 00:03:57,984 I was teaching my mom about my future in showbiz 136 00:03:58,053 --> 00:04:00,586 by cutting together my very first acting reel. 137 00:04:00,655 --> 00:04:02,555 Nothing beats a Gino's burger. 138 00:04:02,657 --> 00:04:05,191 - _ - [Music Playing] 139 00:04:05,293 --> 00:04:07,660 I can do all my own stunts. 140 00:04:07,661 --> 00:04:09,338 _ 141 00:04:09,397 --> 00:04:11,097 [Crying] It should've been me. 142 00:04:11,199 --> 00:04:12,899 It should've been me! 143 00:04:12,900 --> 00:04:14,268 _ 144 00:04:14,502 --> 00:04:17,003 And I got all the modern moves. 145 00:04:17,105 --> 00:04:18,504 Do the wolf. Do the wolf. 146 00:04:18,606 --> 00:04:19,639 Do the wolf. 147 00:04:19,741 --> 00:04:22,775 - _ - [Music Playing] 148 00:04:25,167 --> 00:04:27,252 _ 149 00:04:27,287 --> 00:04:28,881 [Laughs] 150 00:04:28,983 --> 00:04:31,150 So, you think I got what it takes? 151 00:04:31,252 --> 00:04:33,219 Squishie, you're so talented 152 00:04:33,354 --> 00:04:35,822 they should give you all the Oscars. 153 00:04:35,924 --> 00:04:38,491 Best Little Snuggle Goblin, Adam Goldberg. 154 00:04:38,593 --> 00:04:39,358 Adam F. Goldberg. 155 00:04:39,461 --> 00:04:40,793 I don't want to get confused 156 00:04:40,895 --> 00:04:42,595 with the other Adam Goldberg in my school. 157 00:04:42,697 --> 00:04:44,263 He's got more of a Jim Jarmusch vibe, 158 00:04:44,332 --> 00:04:45,565 and I'm more of a Jim Varney. 159 00:04:45,667 --> 00:04:47,200 Honey, I don't care about that guy, 160 00:04:47,268 --> 00:04:48,568 and neither does anyone else. 161 00:04:48,636 --> 00:04:51,504 You are my favorite Adam Goldberg in the world. 162 00:04:51,573 --> 00:04:53,439 So, does this mean you'll show Edie my reel? 163 00:04:53,508 --> 00:04:54,907 When I'm done with her, 164 00:04:54,976 --> 00:04:57,343 Edie Robb will not only represent you, 165 00:04:57,445 --> 00:04:59,512 she's gonna make you a star. 166 00:04:59,614 --> 00:05:01,047 You know, usually I'm skeptical 167 00:05:01,149 --> 00:05:02,815 of your blind support of my talents, 168 00:05:02,851 --> 00:05:04,851 but I think you might be right about this one. 169 00:05:04,953 --> 00:05:06,285 [Laughs] 170 00:05:06,354 --> 00:05:07,553 [Doorbell rings] 171 00:05:09,023 --> 00:05:11,124 Hey. I'm Matt, I'm here to see... 172 00:05:11,192 --> 00:05:13,860 Let me make this easy on you, Weird Fonzie. 173 00:05:13,928 --> 00:05:16,028 Erica's already got a boyfriend. 174 00:05:16,097 --> 00:05:17,563 His name is Dante Kremp, 175 00:05:17,632 --> 00:05:18,965 and he lives across the street. 176 00:05:19,033 --> 00:05:20,299 Dad, what are you doing? 177 00:05:20,368 --> 00:05:22,034 Um, I'm here for Barry. 178 00:05:22,103 --> 00:05:23,369 [Growls] 179 00:05:23,438 --> 00:05:26,339 Hey, there's my punk-rock sensei. 180 00:05:26,441 --> 00:05:27,406 What's happening with your head? 181 00:05:27,509 --> 00:05:28,841 I'm a punk now. 182 00:05:28,910 --> 00:05:30,476 Deal with it, you corporate shill. 183 00:05:30,578 --> 00:05:31,611 [Groans] 184 00:05:31,679 --> 00:05:33,346 That's how punks talk to authority, right? 185 00:05:33,414 --> 00:05:35,348 - No. - [Laughs] I got a lot to learn. 186 00:05:35,450 --> 00:05:37,183 - Matt, this is the JTP. - JTP. 187 00:05:37,285 --> 00:05:38,951 - JTP, this is Matt. - Matt. 188 00:05:39,020 --> 00:05:40,987 Time for me to enter the next level of punk 189 00:05:41,055 --> 00:05:41,854 and pierce my ear. 190 00:05:41,923 --> 00:05:43,156 This cannot go wrong. 191 00:05:43,224 --> 00:05:44,924 Uh... Dad, what the hell was that? 192 00:05:45,026 --> 00:05:46,425 Yeah, what was that? 193 00:05:46,494 --> 00:05:47,827 I'm talking about you saying 194 00:05:47,896 --> 00:05:49,495 that I'm still dating Drew Kremp, 195 00:05:49,564 --> 00:05:51,297 which is his actual name, not Dante. 196 00:05:51,399 --> 00:05:52,798 By your tone, 197 00:05:52,867 --> 00:05:54,367 I'm guessing you two broke up. 198 00:05:54,469 --> 00:05:55,535 Three years ago! 199 00:05:55,603 --> 00:05:57,803 Do you seriously not know anything about me? 200 00:05:57,872 --> 00:05:59,438 Peanut, I'm just bad at names, 201 00:05:59,474 --> 00:06:01,641 especially when the people don't interest me. 202 00:06:01,743 --> 00:06:03,209 Like most dads back then, 203 00:06:03,244 --> 00:06:04,644 our dad knew nothing of our lives, 204 00:06:04,712 --> 00:06:05,978 let alone the names of our friends. 205 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:08,080 Name one of my friends, just one. 206 00:06:08,149 --> 00:06:09,815 - Bill's daughter. - Whose name is... 207 00:06:09,918 --> 00:06:13,386 - La... Vondra. - LaVondra? 208 00:06:13,454 --> 00:06:14,620 - Larla. - Larla? 209 00:06:14,689 --> 00:06:17,557 Wow! You just don't care about me at all! 210 00:06:17,659 --> 00:06:18,858 Unreal. 211 00:06:18,927 --> 00:06:21,394 Mur, would it kill you, for once in your life, 212 00:06:21,462 --> 00:06:22,528 to make an effort? 213 00:06:22,597 --> 00:06:23,596 Fine. 214 00:06:23,665 --> 00:06:24,964 Tell me some stuff about the girl one. 215 00:06:25,066 --> 00:06:27,233 Well, Erica's heartbroken 216 00:06:27,335 --> 00:06:28,935 because she's in love with a boy 217 00:06:29,037 --> 00:06:30,803 who's not interested in her anymore. 218 00:06:30,905 --> 00:06:32,071 - What boy? - Geoff. 219 00:06:32,140 --> 00:06:33,973 - The kid with the giant head? - No. 220 00:06:34,042 --> 00:06:36,242 - The one with the teeny head? - Who are these people? 221 00:06:36,311 --> 00:06:37,777 I'm talking about Geoff Schwartz, 222 00:06:37,845 --> 00:06:39,845 the kid who's around here all the time. 223 00:06:39,914 --> 00:06:42,548 So that's why she's always terrible. 224 00:06:42,617 --> 00:06:43,916 This has nothing to do with me at all. 225 00:06:44,018 --> 00:06:46,519 No, it's mostly you. 226 00:06:46,588 --> 00:06:48,854 So my dad set out to make Erica's life better. 227 00:06:48,923 --> 00:06:50,156 Hey, You. 228 00:06:50,258 --> 00:06:51,457 Or not. 229 00:06:51,526 --> 00:06:52,725 You're my son's friend, right? 230 00:06:52,827 --> 00:06:53,793 Uh, yes. 231 00:06:53,895 --> 00:06:55,194 And you've been in love with Erica 232 00:06:55,263 --> 00:06:56,162 for a long time? 233 00:06:56,264 --> 00:06:57,496 [Laughs] Like, forever. 234 00:06:57,565 --> 00:06:58,864 She finally loves you back. 235 00:06:58,967 --> 00:07:00,266 Mazel Tov. 236 00:07:00,935 --> 00:07:02,902 - Did that just happen? - Don't question it. 237 00:07:02,971 --> 00:07:04,503 Everything's coming up Dave Kim. 238 00:07:04,606 --> 00:07:06,572 As my dad was screwing up love, 239 00:07:06,674 --> 00:07:07,673 my mom was nailing down 240 00:07:07,775 --> 00:07:09,442 a showbiz connection with Edie Robb, 241 00:07:09,544 --> 00:07:10,910 kid manager to the stars. 242 00:07:10,979 --> 00:07:13,379 I'll give you this... Very good burger work. 243 00:07:13,448 --> 00:07:15,248 He's got a nice bite-and-smile. 244 00:07:15,350 --> 00:07:16,515 I knew it! 245 00:07:16,584 --> 00:07:18,684 My baby Brando was made for the silver screen. 246 00:07:18,753 --> 00:07:19,652 So, you'll sign him? 247 00:07:19,754 --> 00:07:20,786 Absolutely. 248 00:07:20,888 --> 00:07:23,022 I like you, Bev. You know how to schmooze. 249 00:07:23,091 --> 00:07:24,490 - I love to schmooze. - Obviously. 250 00:07:24,525 --> 00:07:25,758 We're schmoozing right now. 251 00:07:25,860 --> 00:07:27,727 So, what are we picturing here? 252 00:07:27,829 --> 00:07:30,463 Uh, soap-opera hunk? Swashbuckling action hero? 253 00:07:30,565 --> 00:07:32,598 Love interest for the hot girl on "My Two Dads"? 254 00:07:32,667 --> 00:07:33,799 You know what? 255 00:07:33,868 --> 00:07:35,635 They're holding auditions for "Meatballs II." 256 00:07:35,737 --> 00:07:36,702 Oh... Yes. 257 00:07:36,771 --> 00:07:39,138 That's the silly, summer-camp movie 258 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:40,206 with Bill Murphy, right? 259 00:07:40,275 --> 00:07:41,841 Yeah, Bill Murray, but yeah. 260 00:07:41,943 --> 00:07:44,010 All Adam needs is to get some headshots 261 00:07:44,112 --> 00:07:45,478 and then I could submit him 262 00:07:45,546 --> 00:07:48,080 to play the spazzy schlemiel in the nerdy bunkhouse. 263 00:07:48,149 --> 00:07:49,915 Whoa, what's happening here? 264 00:07:49,951 --> 00:07:51,917 Why are you using... those words 265 00:07:51,986 --> 00:07:53,719 to describe my handsome star? 266 00:07:53,821 --> 00:07:54,854 Listen, I get it. 267 00:07:54,956 --> 00:07:57,223 I love my boy, RD, with all my kishkas. 268 00:07:57,292 --> 00:07:59,425 But when it comes to booking roles, 269 00:07:59,494 --> 00:08:01,727 he's the number-one shmendrick in town. 270 00:08:01,796 --> 00:08:03,496 - What do you mean? - There's not a dork, dweeb, 271 00:08:03,598 --> 00:08:04,864 yutz, putz, or jamoke 272 00:08:04,966 --> 00:08:06,399 that my brilliant boy hasn't booked. 273 00:08:06,467 --> 00:08:08,267 But Adam could give him a run for his money, 274 00:08:08,303 --> 00:08:09,969 which is my money, too, 'cause I take 10%. 275 00:08:10,071 --> 00:08:12,938 Thing is, my baby is none of those things. 276 00:08:13,007 --> 00:08:16,442 He's more like a handsome hunk from "The Outsiders." 277 00:08:16,511 --> 00:08:18,377 Ah, I see what's going on here. 278 00:08:18,446 --> 00:08:21,314 You have a completely unrealistic view of your son. 279 00:08:21,382 --> 00:08:24,450 Please, I have a very realistic view of Adam, 280 00:08:24,519 --> 00:08:26,052 my little Patrick Swayze. 281 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:27,186 He's not a Swayze. 282 00:08:27,221 --> 00:08:28,888 - Oh, he's a Swayze. - No Swayze. 283 00:08:28,990 --> 00:08:30,247 So Swayze, it's crazy. 284 00:08:30,350 --> 00:08:31,691 You know what? It really is. 285 00:08:31,793 --> 00:08:32,850 I think we're done here. 286 00:08:32,919 --> 00:08:34,226 No, I'm done with you. 287 00:08:34,329 --> 00:08:37,496 The last thing my Adonis, angel-face boy needs 288 00:08:37,532 --> 00:08:39,365 is you as his manager. 289 00:08:39,434 --> 00:08:42,034 Guess who's gonna be represented by Edie Robb? 290 00:08:42,136 --> 00:08:43,336 She said "yes"? 291 00:08:43,438 --> 00:08:44,537 Like, 1,000 times. 292 00:08:44,639 --> 00:08:46,639 She even said you're the next Patrick Swayze. 293 00:08:46,741 --> 00:08:47,740 That's no lie. 294 00:08:47,842 --> 00:08:49,008 She said I'm a Swayze? 295 00:08:49,077 --> 00:08:50,676 She said you have the looks, charisma, 296 00:08:50,778 --> 00:08:52,211 - and scrumptiousness. - Seriously? 297 00:08:52,246 --> 00:08:53,646 I'm directly quoting her on that. 298 00:08:53,715 --> 00:08:56,649 I always thought of myself as the nudgy comic relief, 299 00:08:56,718 --> 00:08:58,684 like Balki or a Skippy or a Boner, 300 00:08:58,786 --> 00:09:00,553 but if an objective third party 301 00:09:00,621 --> 00:09:01,687 is saying I'm a leading man, 302 00:09:01,789 --> 00:09:02,788 it must be true. 303 00:09:02,890 --> 00:09:04,457 Now all we need are some hunky headshots 304 00:09:04,559 --> 00:09:05,858 to prove you're not a total goob. 305 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:07,693 Not that Edie thinks that. Nobody does. 306 00:09:07,795 --> 00:09:09,962 Sweet. I'll go get my Vader cape. 307 00:09:10,064 --> 00:09:12,064 No, wait, not cool enough. Voltron helmet. 308 00:09:15,470 --> 00:09:17,336 Now that's hunky. 309 00:09:19,507 --> 00:09:22,908 Anarchy, U.K., Big Ben, Soccer! 310 00:09:22,977 --> 00:09:24,810 Whoa, what's with the giant hoop? 311 00:09:24,912 --> 00:09:26,345 I stole it from Mom's jewelry box. 312 00:09:26,447 --> 00:09:27,980 Petty theft is part of the movement. 313 00:09:28,049 --> 00:09:30,149 Baby, I'm totally digging what I'm seeing. 314 00:09:30,218 --> 00:09:32,051 But it's not, like, punk enough yet. 315 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:33,419 - Dude. - I know. I got problems. 316 00:09:33,488 --> 00:09:35,121 Aw, damn it. What else do I need to do? 317 00:09:35,256 --> 00:09:36,389 Mmm, your clothes need to be 318 00:09:36,491 --> 00:09:38,290 all ripped and shredded and hot. 319 00:09:38,393 --> 00:09:39,291 Right, right. 320 00:09:39,394 --> 00:09:41,160 Look more like an [bleep]. 321 00:09:41,262 --> 00:09:43,129 Good note. 322 00:09:43,231 --> 00:09:44,230 He's just lashing out. 323 00:09:44,265 --> 00:09:45,731 It's a natural part of the process. 324 00:09:46,968 --> 00:09:49,034 Erica Goldberg, this is for you. 325 00:09:49,070 --> 00:09:51,203 Will you be the Kelly McGillis to my Maverick? 326 00:09:51,305 --> 00:09:52,538 Oh, he's "Top Gun"-ing you. 327 00:09:52,607 --> 00:09:54,874 Oh, God, do not "Top Gun" me right now. 328 00:09:54,976 --> 00:09:57,843 You never close your eyes anymore 329 00:09:57,945 --> 00:09:59,979 When I kiss your lips 330 00:10:00,081 --> 00:10:01,113 Yep, And by Air Force law, 331 00:10:01,215 --> 00:10:03,182 - now you have to date him. - It's not a law. 332 00:10:03,284 --> 00:10:05,084 You're trying hard not to show it... 333 00:10:05,186 --> 00:10:06,452 He's being emotionally vulnerable. 334 00:10:06,554 --> 00:10:07,253 That's hilarious. 335 00:10:07,355 --> 00:10:09,655 ...but baby I know it 336 00:10:09,757 --> 00:10:10,756 Everyone. 337 00:10:10,858 --> 00:10:12,858 [All booing] 338 00:10:12,994 --> 00:10:15,261 Ew! Erica's dating a freshman. 339 00:10:15,363 --> 00:10:16,896 Erica, you like that guy? 340 00:10:16,998 --> 00:10:19,031 Nope. He's very confused. 341 00:10:19,133 --> 00:10:20,699 Not confused, her dad specifically told me 342 00:10:20,802 --> 00:10:22,034 she was secretly in love with me, 343 00:10:22,136 --> 00:10:23,102 but could never admit it. 344 00:10:23,204 --> 00:10:24,737 Okay, my dad did not do that. 345 00:10:24,839 --> 00:10:26,505 Her dad literally came into the basement, 346 00:10:26,607 --> 00:10:28,541 looked me in the eye, and told me that directly. 347 00:10:28,643 --> 00:10:31,477 You've lost that lovin' feeling 348 00:10:31,579 --> 00:10:34,680 - Now it's gone, gone, gone - [All booing] 349 00:10:34,782 --> 00:10:35,681 And now I'm gone, 350 00:10:35,783 --> 00:10:37,516 because I have a dad to strangle. 351 00:10:37,618 --> 00:10:38,784 [Booing continues] 352 00:10:38,886 --> 00:10:40,653 I love a good train wreck. Sing it, dude. 353 00:10:41,965 --> 00:10:44,091 Lainey had told Barry to up his punk game 354 00:10:44,256 --> 00:10:45,948 and he was a man on a mission. 355 00:10:46,010 --> 00:10:48,945 Pops, check out this polo I just shredded. 356 00:10:49,013 --> 00:10:51,447 Lainey said she wanted punk. I'll give her punk. 357 00:10:51,549 --> 00:10:52,782 Oi! Oi! Oi! 358 00:10:52,884 --> 00:10:55,284 - Oy vey. - Where is he? 359 00:10:55,386 --> 00:10:56,752 Where is the man who helped give me life, 360 00:10:56,855 --> 00:10:58,621 only to ruin it with his stupidity? 361 00:10:58,723 --> 00:11:00,381 Hey. There's my peanut. 362 00:11:00,483 --> 00:11:01,482 I am not your peanut. 363 00:11:01,584 --> 00:11:02,717 Because of you, 364 00:11:02,785 --> 00:11:04,685 I got serenaded in front of the whole school. 365 00:11:04,754 --> 00:11:07,155 - You don't have to thank me. - It was the wrong boy. 366 00:11:07,190 --> 00:11:09,624 I like Geoff, but Dave Kim sang to me. 367 00:11:09,692 --> 00:11:11,626 - Oh, no! - Yes. 368 00:11:11,728 --> 00:11:13,127 What have you done, Murray? 369 00:11:13,196 --> 00:11:14,428 Honestly, I don't know. 370 00:11:14,531 --> 00:11:16,130 This is all so confusing. 371 00:11:16,699 --> 00:11:18,466 This is Dave Kim, 372 00:11:18,535 --> 00:11:19,667 a tiny freshman creeper 373 00:11:19,736 --> 00:11:21,769 who dresses like Velma from "Scooby Doo." 374 00:11:21,838 --> 00:11:25,406 And this loveable, sweet dope 375 00:11:25,475 --> 00:11:26,474 is Geoff Schwartz. 376 00:11:26,543 --> 00:11:27,909 So I picked the wrong boy. 377 00:11:28,011 --> 00:11:29,410 It's the effort that counts. 378 00:11:29,445 --> 00:11:31,646 I liked it better when you knew nothing about me. 379 00:11:31,714 --> 00:11:33,080 I can't wait to go to college 380 00:11:33,149 --> 00:11:34,615 so I can ignore you for the next four years 381 00:11:34,684 --> 00:11:35,850 and the rest of my life. 382 00:11:37,253 --> 00:11:38,786 You know, I... 383 00:11:38,888 --> 00:11:42,223 I'm not usually known for feeling things, 384 00:11:42,292 --> 00:11:44,992 but that made me feel... [Quietly] sad. 385 00:11:45,061 --> 00:11:46,427 - What was that? - [Whispers] Sad. 386 00:11:46,496 --> 00:11:48,362 - [Whispers] Sad. - Speak up. 387 00:11:48,464 --> 00:11:50,198 It made me sad, damn it, 388 00:11:50,266 --> 00:11:52,633 like maybe I should participate in her life or something. 389 00:11:52,735 --> 00:11:53,768 Maybe? 390 00:11:53,870 --> 00:11:55,469 Of course you should. 391 00:11:55,572 --> 00:11:56,671 Fine! 392 00:11:56,706 --> 00:11:58,105 Will you [Quietly] teach me? 393 00:11:58,174 --> 00:12:00,408 Say he words out loud, Murray. 394 00:12:00,476 --> 00:12:01,642 Teach me! 395 00:12:01,711 --> 00:12:03,778 Tell me everything there is to know about her. 396 00:12:03,846 --> 00:12:05,246 I'll make you some note cards. 397 00:12:05,348 --> 00:12:06,747 Thanks, Al. 398 00:12:06,816 --> 00:12:07,982 [Quietly] You're a good person. 399 00:12:08,051 --> 00:12:10,084 - I know. - Oh. That you heard. 400 00:12:10,153 --> 00:12:11,886 While my dad learned the basics of Erica, 401 00:12:11,955 --> 00:12:14,922 I was ready to advance to a world of kid stardom. 402 00:12:14,991 --> 00:12:16,991 You must be Paul Sirochman. 403 00:12:17,093 --> 00:12:19,961 Rumor has it you're the headshot king of Philadelphia. 404 00:12:20,029 --> 00:12:21,262 That's a negative. 405 00:12:21,297 --> 00:12:22,830 We'll see what develops. 406 00:12:22,899 --> 00:12:24,599 Photo jokes... That's me. 407 00:12:24,701 --> 00:12:26,701 Neat. Here's the thing. 408 00:12:26,803 --> 00:12:28,469 Um, I need you to make my son 409 00:12:28,538 --> 00:12:30,605 look like a chiseled, rugged man-star. 410 00:12:30,707 --> 00:12:31,739 Can you do that? 411 00:12:31,841 --> 00:12:32,807 Wow. Huh. 412 00:12:32,909 --> 00:12:34,041 A challenge. 413 00:12:34,110 --> 00:12:36,110 All right, chin down, eyes up. 414 00:12:36,212 --> 00:12:37,345 Nice. 415 00:12:37,447 --> 00:12:38,879 And, uh... 416 00:12:38,948 --> 00:12:39,847 Maybe lose that sword. 417 00:12:39,916 --> 00:12:41,115 You wanted rugged, right? 418 00:12:41,184 --> 00:12:43,217 It doesn't get more rugged than the Highlander. 419 00:12:43,286 --> 00:12:44,719 [Imitating Lambert] There can be only one. 420 00:12:44,821 --> 00:12:46,821 Yep, I was ready to be a leading man. 421 00:12:46,889 --> 00:12:48,990 It's the communicator from "Quantum Leap." 422 00:12:49,092 --> 00:12:50,625 Hello? I'm cool like Bakula. 423 00:12:50,693 --> 00:12:51,792 He's the whole package. 424 00:12:51,894 --> 00:12:53,361 So, I took inspiration 425 00:12:53,463 --> 00:12:54,829 from every leading man I worshipped. 426 00:12:54,931 --> 00:12:55,930 Should I turn on the finger, 427 00:12:55,999 --> 00:12:57,231 or will that screw up the lighting? 428 00:12:57,300 --> 00:12:58,799 Just do what you want, kid. 429 00:12:58,835 --> 00:13:00,268 And the results were epic. 430 00:13:00,370 --> 00:13:02,236 All right, I know what you're thinking... 431 00:13:02,305 --> 00:13:03,771 That you're the best damn photographer 432 00:13:03,873 --> 00:13:04,872 in the universe? 433 00:13:04,941 --> 00:13:06,140 I thought you said you wanted Swayze? 434 00:13:06,242 --> 00:13:07,842 Oh, Adam's no Swayze. 435 00:13:07,944 --> 00:13:10,211 [Sighs] He's Tom Cruise. 436 00:13:10,313 --> 00:13:12,947 My baby is Tom Cruise. 437 00:13:14,717 --> 00:13:16,150 There she is... 438 00:13:16,252 --> 00:13:19,153 the girl I know everything about. 439 00:13:19,255 --> 00:13:20,421 Whoa, what are those? 440 00:13:20,490 --> 00:13:23,257 Pops gave me a master class all about you. 441 00:13:23,326 --> 00:13:24,892 Now I know everything there is to know 442 00:13:24,994 --> 00:13:28,562 about Erica Dorothy Goldberg. 443 00:13:28,665 --> 00:13:31,332 Age 17, who likes Christian Slater, 444 00:13:31,434 --> 00:13:32,400 Gibson guitars, 445 00:13:32,502 --> 00:13:34,201 and the occasional side pony, 446 00:13:34,304 --> 00:13:35,569 which is a hairstyle. 447 00:13:35,638 --> 00:13:36,504 Wow, great. 448 00:13:36,572 --> 00:13:37,571 You learned a few things about me, 449 00:13:37,674 --> 00:13:39,006 and now you're, like, Dad of the Year. 450 00:13:39,108 --> 00:13:39,940 Ho, ho. 451 00:13:40,043 --> 00:13:41,776 Card number 43... 452 00:13:41,878 --> 00:13:44,111 You cover insecurity with sarcasm. 453 00:13:44,213 --> 00:13:45,146 Classic Erica. 454 00:13:45,248 --> 00:13:46,647 Stop doing what you're doing. 455 00:13:46,749 --> 00:13:48,726 I get it. You're mad. 456 00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:49,884 I told Dave Kim that you loved him, 457 00:13:49,986 --> 00:13:52,386 when it's really Geoff Schwartz who you love. 458 00:13:52,488 --> 00:13:53,587 Dad, stop! 459 00:13:53,623 --> 00:13:55,323 What, you think I'm gonna tell Geoff Schwartz 460 00:13:55,391 --> 00:13:58,259 that you love him. 461 00:13:58,328 --> 00:13:59,794 That's Geoff Schwartz. 462 00:14:00,630 --> 00:14:03,831 I know that because of card 27. 463 00:14:03,933 --> 00:14:05,132 I didn't hear all of that. 464 00:14:05,201 --> 00:14:07,134 I'm... I'm just gonna run away for an unrelated reason. 465 00:14:08,805 --> 00:14:10,104 Why?! 466 00:14:11,507 --> 00:14:12,506 Ugh. 467 00:14:12,575 --> 00:14:14,642 This hair dye itches me like crazy, dude. 468 00:14:14,744 --> 00:14:15,910 Don't touch anything else. 469 00:14:15,978 --> 00:14:16,911 Go wash your hands, quick, 470 00:14:17,013 --> 00:14:17,912 before it gets in your eyes. 471 00:14:18,014 --> 00:14:19,814 Ow! I touched my eyes. 472 00:14:19,916 --> 00:14:21,482 - He's touching his eyes. - Why are you doing that? 473 00:14:21,551 --> 00:14:25,052 'Cause you told me not to, and I'm anti-establishment now. 474 00:14:25,154 --> 00:14:27,722 Damn my punk lifestyle! Ugh! 475 00:14:27,824 --> 00:14:28,756 There she is, 476 00:14:28,858 --> 00:14:30,391 just in time for our 3:00 meeting. 477 00:14:30,460 --> 00:14:31,525 At the deli counter? 478 00:14:31,627 --> 00:14:32,560 Seems kind of weird. 479 00:14:32,662 --> 00:14:34,028 Just zip it and take the meeting. 480 00:14:34,130 --> 00:14:35,129 Hi, Edie. 481 00:14:35,198 --> 00:14:36,397 It's me, Bev, 482 00:14:36,466 --> 00:14:38,299 and my gorgeous leading-man boy. 483 00:14:38,401 --> 00:14:40,167 Man, boy... I'll let you decide. 484 00:14:40,269 --> 00:14:41,035 Hello, Adam. 485 00:14:41,137 --> 00:14:42,069 What a coincidence, 486 00:14:42,138 --> 00:14:43,337 running into you here. 487 00:14:43,439 --> 00:14:44,805 Also a coincidence, 488 00:14:44,874 --> 00:14:47,508 I just happen to have Adam's handsome new headshots. 489 00:14:47,610 --> 00:14:49,176 Doesn't my son look like a movie star, 490 00:14:49,278 --> 00:14:50,778 - Tony The Deli Guy? - Oh, yeah. 491 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:53,147 He looks like that twerpy guy, Rick Moranis. 492 00:14:53,216 --> 00:14:55,216 With those glasses and that doofy, 493 00:14:55,318 --> 00:14:56,917 deer-caught-in-the-headlights look. 494 00:14:57,019 --> 00:14:58,853 Okay, that's enough. Just slice the meat. 495 00:14:58,955 --> 00:14:59,787 No, he's right. 496 00:14:59,856 --> 00:15:01,789 These photos are fricking incredible. 497 00:15:01,858 --> 00:15:03,624 I mean, look at that punim. 498 00:15:03,693 --> 00:15:05,259 It's like getting a lotto ticket 499 00:15:05,361 --> 00:15:07,395 and scratching off three Urkels and a Potsie. 500 00:15:07,463 --> 00:15:09,029 Potsie's a personal hero of mine. 501 00:15:09,132 --> 00:15:10,731 You see? I knew it. 502 00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:13,701 He would've been perfect for "Meatballs 2." 503 00:15:13,803 --> 00:15:15,503 Which reminds me, let me have meatballs, too, 504 00:15:15,571 --> 00:15:17,448 and all your tuna. 505 00:15:17,483 --> 00:15:18,310 You understand me? 506 00:15:18,345 --> 00:15:19,206 I don't want that lady to have any. 507 00:15:19,275 --> 00:15:22,343 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. "Would've been"? 508 00:15:22,445 --> 00:15:23,511 You mean I missed out on 509 00:15:23,613 --> 00:15:25,346 auditioning for a "Meatballs" sequel? 510 00:15:25,448 --> 00:15:26,614 Okay, let me be clear. 511 00:15:26,649 --> 00:15:28,315 You are a Cruise or a Swayze, 512 00:15:28,418 --> 00:15:29,583 not a geek or a goober. 513 00:15:29,685 --> 00:15:32,086 I don't care how much those kinds of roles pay. 514 00:15:32,188 --> 00:15:33,287 A lot. 515 00:15:33,356 --> 00:15:34,588 You know Booger from "Revenge of the Nerds"? 516 00:15:34,690 --> 00:15:36,991 Well, Booger has two Jet Skis... 517 00:15:37,026 --> 00:15:39,493 - One you sit, one you stand. - Wait. 518 00:15:39,562 --> 00:15:41,228 You're the one who wanted those hunked-out photos 519 00:15:41,297 --> 00:15:42,763 to prove to her that I wasn't a nerd. 520 00:15:42,865 --> 00:15:44,865 Adam, look at me. Look at your mama. 521 00:15:44,967 --> 00:15:47,067 You are not a nerd. 522 00:15:47,136 --> 00:15:49,804 No, you look at me... Right in my lazy eye. 523 00:15:49,906 --> 00:15:52,573 I. Am. A. Nerd. 524 00:15:52,675 --> 00:15:53,474 - Never. - Say it. 525 00:15:53,576 --> 00:15:54,742 Over my dead body. 526 00:15:55,812 --> 00:15:58,212 You know, sometimes you get so caught up 527 00:15:58,314 --> 00:15:59,980 in what is you want for me 528 00:16:00,082 --> 00:16:01,849 that you forget what I want. 529 00:16:01,951 --> 00:16:03,884 Thanks for killing my dream. 530 00:16:07,691 --> 00:16:08,801 It had been a day 531 00:16:08,823 --> 00:16:11,055 since Barry nearly lost an eye to punrock, 532 00:16:11,124 --> 00:16:12,723 but he'd stop at nothing to impress Lainey. 533 00:16:12,826 --> 00:16:14,125 Before you say anything, 534 00:16:14,194 --> 00:16:15,660 my spikes are supposed to be blue 535 00:16:15,728 --> 00:16:17,261 and the hair dye messed up my vision 536 00:16:17,363 --> 00:16:18,296 for about a week. 537 00:16:18,398 --> 00:16:19,730 Barring that, 538 00:16:19,833 --> 00:16:22,066 - I'm looking pretty punk rock, right? - Zero. 539 00:16:22,168 --> 00:16:23,301 - Nope. - It's kind of hard to look at, bro. 540 00:16:23,369 --> 00:16:25,036 Stop. Don't discourage the man. 541 00:16:25,138 --> 00:16:27,071 It's just a little more pumpkin-y than punk. 542 00:16:27,173 --> 00:16:30,174 But wear this until it grows out. 543 00:16:30,243 --> 00:16:32,343 Aside from the hair, what about the rest? 544 00:16:32,412 --> 00:16:34,612 Do I look like Johnny Rotten or Sid Vicious. 545 00:16:34,714 --> 00:16:35,913 You look like a pirate, dude. 546 00:16:35,982 --> 00:16:37,148 Your girl won't say it, but we will. 547 00:16:37,217 --> 00:16:38,416 No, I'll say it. 548 00:16:38,485 --> 00:16:39,951 I went too far and now you're a pirate. 549 00:16:40,019 --> 00:16:41,052 And you think that's hot? 550 00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:42,954 I got to go find a way to fix this. 551 00:16:43,056 --> 00:16:44,522 But I did this for you, damn it. 552 00:16:44,624 --> 00:16:46,123 Argh! 553 00:16:46,192 --> 00:16:48,226 Oh, he just said "argh." That's a thing a pirate says. 554 00:16:48,328 --> 00:16:50,194 And he's hopping on one foot like he's got a peg leg. 555 00:16:50,263 --> 00:16:52,630 [Laughter] This is all your fault, Matt Bradley. 556 00:16:52,699 --> 00:16:54,365 Wait, what are you wearing? 557 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,501 Yeah, watching you try too hard to be punk 558 00:16:56,569 --> 00:16:58,436 made me realize I need to mellow out. 559 00:16:58,505 --> 00:16:59,804 That's why I'm a Deadhead now. 560 00:16:59,873 --> 00:17:02,173 The Grateful Dead is the opposite of punk. For sure. 561 00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:04,909 If you ask me, you guys need a chill member of the JTP. 562 00:17:05,011 --> 00:17:06,444 - JTP. - See? 563 00:17:06,513 --> 00:17:08,145 Okay, guys, can we pivot to my thing, here? 564 00:17:08,248 --> 00:17:09,413 I'm... I'm kind of going through some stuff. 565 00:17:09,449 --> 00:17:11,249 Good idea. Let's divert the attention from me. 566 00:17:11,317 --> 00:17:13,584 It's just, I've liked Erica forever, 567 00:17:13,686 --> 00:17:15,987 but I'm with Evy now, and I love her. 568 00:17:16,281 --> 00:17:17,788 Then, that's your answer right there, man. 569 00:17:17,891 --> 00:17:18,856 At the end of the day, 570 00:17:18,892 --> 00:17:20,458 all that matters is that you're honest 571 00:17:20,527 --> 00:17:21,459 and listen to your heart. 572 00:17:21,528 --> 00:17:22,727 Wow. 573 00:17:22,795 --> 00:17:24,762 That's so deep and Jerry Garcia of you. 574 00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:28,499 I'm a pirate. 575 00:17:28,801 --> 00:17:30,434 As Barry failed at punk, 576 00:17:30,503 --> 00:17:33,738 my mom was trying to win back her little star. 577 00:17:33,806 --> 00:17:35,072 Schmoopy. 578 00:17:35,108 --> 00:17:36,207 Schmoopaloo. 579 00:17:36,275 --> 00:17:37,341 Schmoopy-booper. 580 00:17:37,410 --> 00:17:39,043 Schmoop de jour. 581 00:17:39,112 --> 00:17:42,680 Schmoopy doopy poopy soupy, have a scoopy. 582 00:17:42,749 --> 00:17:45,349 Stop saying variations of "schmoo" and go away. 583 00:17:47,754 --> 00:17:50,454 Listen, I know I shouldn't have lied to you. 584 00:17:50,523 --> 00:17:53,424 And if the only way you're gonna forgive me 585 00:17:53,459 --> 00:17:55,359 is to say that thing you want me to say, 586 00:17:55,461 --> 00:17:56,360 then I will say it. 587 00:17:56,429 --> 00:17:59,797 You are a ner... Oh, nope. 588 00:17:59,899 --> 00:18:01,398 I... I'm sorry. I can't say it. 589 00:18:01,467 --> 00:18:03,334 Well, at some point, you'll have to. 590 00:18:03,436 --> 00:18:04,935 No. 591 00:18:05,037 --> 00:18:09,774 You will always be my amazing, handsome leading man. 592 00:18:09,842 --> 00:18:14,345 But if everyone else sees you as a nerd, 593 00:18:14,447 --> 00:18:15,780 then you go out 594 00:18:15,882 --> 00:18:19,450 and you be the best nerd the world has ever seen. 595 00:18:21,020 --> 00:18:22,019 Deal. 596 00:18:24,323 --> 00:18:25,956 As my mom was finally facing the fact 597 00:18:26,025 --> 00:18:27,625 that I wasn't a leading man, 598 00:18:27,660 --> 00:18:29,360 Erica was coming to terms with the fact 599 00:18:29,462 --> 00:18:31,729 that Geoff might not be hers. 600 00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:34,231 Hey. 601 00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:35,332 We got to talk. 602 00:18:38,704 --> 00:18:41,038 If it's about what my dad said, we really don't. 603 00:18:41,140 --> 00:18:44,008 - I really think we should. - Geoff, come on. 604 00:18:44,076 --> 00:18:46,143 You know my dad is utterly clueless. 605 00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:47,411 True. 606 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:49,013 I mean, what does my dad always call you? 607 00:18:49,115 --> 00:18:50,381 Jeremy or Jack. 608 00:18:50,483 --> 00:18:51,816 He called me Jorf once. 609 00:18:51,918 --> 00:18:53,884 - That's not even a name. - [Chuckles] 610 00:18:53,953 --> 00:18:56,687 So, yeah, he's, like, dead wrong. 611 00:18:56,789 --> 00:18:59,423 Well, okay, um, that's a relief, 612 00:18:59,525 --> 00:19:02,159 'cause I'm with Evy now and we're really happy. 613 00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:04,161 And I'm happy for you guys. 614 00:19:04,964 --> 00:19:06,597 Cool. 615 00:19:06,699 --> 00:19:09,366 - Glad I checked in. - Me, too. 616 00:19:09,435 --> 00:19:11,869 When people keep repeating 617 00:19:11,938 --> 00:19:15,272 That you'll never fall in love 618 00:19:15,341 --> 00:19:18,309 When everybody keeps retreating 619 00:19:18,411 --> 00:19:19,643 But you can't seem to get enough 620 00:19:19,712 --> 00:19:20,945 Sometimes we hide our feelings 621 00:19:21,013 --> 00:19:22,880 to protect ourselves from the unknown, 622 00:19:22,982 --> 00:19:24,748 even though we know it will hurt. 623 00:19:24,817 --> 00:19:26,483 But even worse than getting hurt 624 00:19:26,552 --> 00:19:28,853 is not listening to your own heart. 625 00:19:28,921 --> 00:19:32,523 [Music playing] 626 00:19:32,592 --> 00:19:33,891 I was just... 627 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:35,192 - Me, too. - To your heart 628 00:19:35,328 --> 00:19:36,694 Because if you don't listen, 629 00:19:36,729 --> 00:19:39,930 you cod miss one of the best moments of your life. 630 00:19:39,999 --> 00:19:41,031 To your heart 631 00:19:46,639 --> 00:19:47,838 To your heart 632 00:19:47,940 --> 00:19:50,808 This is gonna make things super awkward and confusing. 633 00:19:50,910 --> 00:19:52,743 For sure. 634 00:19:54,247 --> 00:19:57,681 In the end, love can come at the most unexpected time, 635 00:19:57,783 --> 00:19:59,550 and 'cause of the most unexpected people. 636 00:19:59,652 --> 00:20:00,784 Uh, Dad. 637 00:20:00,853 --> 00:20:03,254 Try today, you'll find this way 638 00:20:03,356 --> 00:20:06,457 Listen, I know I screwed up with these stupid things, 639 00:20:06,559 --> 00:20:07,758 but, uh... 640 00:20:09,061 --> 00:20:10,327 To your heart 641 00:20:10,429 --> 00:20:12,763 Thank you for making a mess of things. 642 00:20:12,865 --> 00:20:14,064 So, you're not mad at me. 643 00:20:14,166 --> 00:20:16,700 You know, it actually kind of worked out for the best. 644 00:20:16,802 --> 00:20:19,036 I knew it would, Erica Dorothy Goldberg. 645 00:20:19,138 --> 00:20:20,104 No, you didn't. 646 00:20:20,206 --> 00:20:21,505 [Chuckles] 647 00:20:21,607 --> 00:20:24,708 Let my love open the door 648 00:20:24,777 --> 00:20:25,976 To your heart 649 00:20:26,691 --> 00:20:28,546 I never saw "Meatballs" part one, 650 00:20:28,646 --> 00:20:31,086 - but I'm very confused. - So am I. 651 00:20:31,121 --> 00:20:31,996 Where's Bill Murray, 652 00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:33,598 and why is there an alien in their bunk? 653 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:34,933 This makes no sense. 654 00:20:35,035 --> 00:20:36,601 Of course it does. 655 00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:38,770 All camps have end-of-the-summer boxing matches 656 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:40,538 to determine who gets the rights to the lake. 657 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,807 Why is the photo guy here? 658 00:20:42,876 --> 00:20:45,343 We're taking new headshots to get you into "Meatballs 3," 659 00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:47,045 so we needed to see what we're aiming for. 660 00:20:47,147 --> 00:20:49,547 I'm just gonna focus on writing. 661 00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:51,932 _ 662 00:20:53,027 --> 00:20:55,193 _ 663 00:20:55,194 --> 00:20:57,399 _ 664 00:20:57,604 --> 00:21:02,219 Synced and Corrected by YesCool www.addic7ed.com 665 00:21:02,269 --> 00:21:06,819 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0